What is the number one question that somebody gets asked when they are introduced to someone they've never met before? The answer to this question would be what is their name. Now all future parents when the time comes to name your awesome new child who you love more then life itself please do me a favor and don't name it something stupid. Now all current parents if you have already named your child something stupid then do them a huge favor and have their name legally changed before it scars them anymore then it already has. If you have trouble telling whether a name is stupid or not please ask somebody outside of your immediate family because odds are your family members will have the same bad taste that you do. If you are looking for some possible examples of terrible/stupid/ghetto names I have plenty. Do not name your child Mi'Luv, J'Harmony, Marnika, Tyshelle, Naqiyyah, Sha' Quillia, Courvoisier, Keviyanna, or Princess. I am sorry to tell you guys all these names are taken already. But back to the lesson at hand, let me give you some child naming guidelines.
1. Do not use any punctuation in the actual spelling.(No ' or -)
2. Do not just add -yah,-illia,-ika,-nia,-ita,-sha or -anna to the end of some random word
3. Do not use more then 9 letters unless it is of some native origin. (By native I mean you better be from Africa and not New Jersey)
4. Do not get your inspiration from any foods or liquor.
5. Do not and I repeat do not name them something that you yourself can't even pronounce.
I am just sending this letter out to help rid the world of ghetto baby names. In case you were wondering none of our future presidents will be named Denene or Jazzita.
Coalition against Ghetto Baby Names member,
A-Fon
Just in case more information is needed on this subject I have included a short informative video below.
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