Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dear Henry Morgan

Dear Henry Morgan aka Captain Morgan,
  Hey friend! I would ask how your doing but I know you're off somewhere cool just being awesome. I've always wondered what awesome people do when their not being awesome? Then I realized awesome people are even awesome when their sleeping so that never happens! Silly me. I miss you, I wish we could hang out more but you know how things go. I am still waiting for a special occasion to wear the best t-shirt-ever-made you gave me in Vegas. I want to save it for a day when me and you can put in some good quality one on one time. I really have missed you lately no joke, with my recent decrease in cash flow I have to save you for special occasions. I miss our long nights hitting the dance floor and me bending my back low. Then the after-parties where you kept us going until the sun came up and sometimes even after that. Do you remember that one night at that place?! Good because neither do I, oh those were the good ole days. Please forgive me for momentarily replacing you with Burnett's spiced rum I had to do it. I felt so guilty buying it, I lost a little bit of the pirate in me that day. The main point of me writing this was to apologize to you then I remembered all those nights when you sucker punched me and I woke up in pain. So when you factor that in I think we are even. Hope you having fun spreading the Captain lifestyle everywhere you go making friends and making it happen. I will see you soon I promise, Halloween is just around the corner and I'll give you one try to guess what I'm going as this year :)
Striking the pose just for you,
AFon

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